- People sit in the back of pick-up trucks and no one thinks there's anything weird about it.
- Everyone is white.
- So many kids. Kids kids and then young adult kids. I actually like that part.
- People park on the opposite side of the street all the time. I don't know why it bothers me so much, but it just does.
- Grocery stores are so busy on Saturday nights and,
- You are only really allowed to go shopping if your significant other is accompanying you.
- The hyper-intense marriage/dating culture among a high concentration of mormons. Even program directors make hints about getting the need to get married.
- No helmet laws. Isn't that just the worst idea in the world? There are tons of people with scooters everywhere and no one rides with a helmet, even when they're doubled up. No guys ever wear any of the protective gear here on bikes. I've seen a lot of guys in just t-shirt and shorts. So weird.
- Everyone is on their cell phones while driving. I didn't realize how effective (and useful) the recently enacted laws in California were until I got up here and pretty much if a person is driving, that person is also talking on his/her phone.
- Yogurt places everywhere. Them mormons sure do love their frozen treats. These are the ones I can think of off the top of my head - Red Mango, Yoasis, Happy Yogurt, Spoon Me, Hogi Yogi....and I know there are at least a couple more. That's yogurt only. There's also custard here and ice cream, of course.
Here are some more gay things about me:
- I have a candle in my room. So sue me...I like nice smells.
- I was talking with Amy about where I should shop for some bedsheets and she had suggested TJ Maxx, to which I responded that they didn't really have anything. Then I clarified by saying that they didn't have anything that matched the comforter that I had purchased.
- I got a new bed on Friday (woo!) and it's just sitting on one of those universal metal frames, but now I feel inclined to get a bedskirt. 2 things about that, 1) I know what a bedskirt is, and 2) I feel like my bed needs it, because I think it looks chintzy without it.
- That I correctly used the word "chintzy."
4 comments:
the fact that you recognize that the gay things about you are indeed gay somehow makes it not as gay... so, ya know... there's that.
i could go on and on about UT laws - or lack there of - for helmets, seatbelts, etc. It is a result of ultra conservatives, but seems very backwards.
anyway, love LOVE the gay list. thanks for the laugh.
p.s. you are gay
What's a bed skirt?......and can you please give me the definition of chintzy.
Ta duck.
Matt
Not even MY sheets match my comforter. You need help.
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