Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Fast Times At...Human Resources

At the behest of a couple of readers, I'm going to be doing a weekly (bi-weekly maybe?) post on the stuff I see in HR. So I work at a property management company and I do a lot of the recruiting. Depending on how much stuff comes across my desk and if it's interesting, I'll post on it. You'll have to help me come up with a more creative title for this post. I have two items on the agenda for today:
  • Contact information, work experience, education are all good things to put on your resume, but personal information is bad, i.e. social security numbers. Really, bro? Do you really think that I'm going to be hiring or asking you in for an interview based on what your SS number is?
  • Next up is a story. On the property level, there is a property director and there is the leasing personnel and the maintenance staff. At one of our properties a truck was blocking access to one of the garages for the residents of the community. It belonged to an employee who had recently been fired and was moving out of the apartment in the same property. People were honking, yelling, and swearing that this guy to move. The property director called maintenance to have him removed, but to no avail. Then she had to approach him herself. He completely ignored her, got in his truck, and locked the door. He then attempted to back up while the director was standing behind the truck. Yelling at him to stop, the driver then puts the truck in park and exits and begins yelling at her and screaming vulgarities and insults. He then swore at her daughter. He even said, “you will be sorry, I know where you live.” She called the cops, but he had left by that time. Awesome.

6 comments:

Caitlin said...

ha ha ha! Here's a nice slice I heard at work. One of our paralegal's told this story about a firm she used to work at. Years ago the receptionist at her firm began a relationship with a man that worked as a financial advisor in her building, but on a different floor. During the course of their courtship, the two decided it would be prudent to plunder the firms they worked at for drug money, so they concocted a brilliant plan. One night after hours they gathered up computer equipment throughout each of the offices, removed a ceiling tile in the receptionist's firm, and began storing the equipment in the ceiling. I believe the idea was to hide the equipment there, and come back for it later. Again sheer brilliance. I can't remember why the guy left or if he was ever caught, but this is what the police/co-workers found the next morning . . . the receptionist had passed out after getting high, in the ceiling, legs dangling, with the computer equipment. Can you believe that spit? And people say life in a law office is boring.

Dave said...

I love that story. They got high so they would be calm enough to go ahead and break in, then she passes out IN THE CEILING with her legs dangling down. Unbelievable.

I will think of some better names. Some that come to mind...

"Minimum Wage Warrior"
"Boring Job, Exciting Stories"
"So you think you can work?"
"Forever Dumb" (Not to be Confused with Forever Young)
"Max X- Work Edition"

Silvs said...

I like the Max-X Work Edition. Good job. That story is freakin money.

Laura said...

OK, so i don't have a story that comes close to Caitlin's (that one was awesome), but speaking of things on resumes, my favorite was the resume for someone interviewing to be a summer intern. you know how sometimes you have a "interests" or "hobbies" section that shows you are well rounded and most people put things like "reading" or "skiing". Well this girl wrote that she enjoyed "watching tv" (and I think she actually named shows like "The Real World"), and "going clubbing". We were like, seriously...you do know you are interviewing for an internship with an accounting firm. It did give us all a good laugh. I guess at least she was honest...but needless to say she didn't get the job.

Laura said...

and i kind of like "so you think you can work?" how awesome was SYTYCD last night?? I actually re-watched all the dance performances this morning when i woke up (one of the benefits of not working anymore).

Silvs said...

Dang you people and your wonderful tivo/dvr capabilities without people who delete the only thing you watch on tv besides sports! Stop torturing me! Bring on the SYTYCD! Can I be any more gay? The answer is no.