I'm Having Such A Gay Day

I loved this comment on my last post by Laura:

and Amy, watch what you say, Chris loves Twilight! (side note on Twilight, Matt was asking me about the phenomenon and I was telling him the range of different kinds of people that read the book and I said "even some guys have read them" and he said "like who?" and I said "xander and chris" - xander is matt's friend who is pretty metro - and matt responded "yeah but those are 2 of the most feminine guys i know" HA!

And let me follow it up with this comment that I had actually left today on Amy's blog post about Twilight:

Agreed. What's always bugged me about the series is that Edward is somewhere around a 25 and Bella is probably a 7. And while it's nice that he's flawless, isn't it more romantic to be bound to someone because you're willing to stick with them in spite of how flawed they are? (Yeah, I have had a blogpost cooking on that topic for a long time). Anyway, I'm sure this won't live up to the book. Can anything be better than what I've imagined Edward's cold, chiseled, marble chest to feel like in my mind? Er...Bella's supple...oh well. I've already given myself away.

Couple of gay things about that comment. Not just my lust for Edward, but that I really do know about Twilight in the first place. And let's finish with this chat I had today with a friend:

vanessa: be honest, have you ever gotten a pedicure? i could really go for one right now

me: hahahahahahaha. oh man i've been feeling so gay today but i'm so glad that i can say no to that no to that one

So I think I was teetering, but the fact that I actually haven't had a pedicure puts me back on the hetero side - but just barely. Although I have had my cuticles kind of pushed in and done on my hands, but that's different because it's called a MANicure anyway, so it's cool right? Right? And that was from my then-girlfriend.

I really was having such a gay day today. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think my "gayness" is something to where you'd be like, "yeah, I'm not so sure about that guy." And then I wouldn't say that I'm metro at all. How would you classify me in this respect then? Hetero with a bunch of feminine qualities?

I think I share a lot of qualities with JD. I love that clip of JD in the bathtub because that could totally be me complete with the bellowing of Toto's Africa. I'm staying with the Reids next week during Thanksgiving. Caitlin, you better hide all your girly stuff.

I don't know if it's good or bad that I have no problems acknowledging how feminine I am or that Laura has no inhibition about making that comment on my blog.

Wanna know some other quick gay facts? Dave will remember this...the year after our mission we had a roommate move in and he had a loofa and we were both like, "what the heck is this? are we living with a chick?" And now we both use them. I also apply lotion after I shower. So what??? Who likes dry elbows? Not me.