Wednesday, December 5, 2007

International Day Of The Ninja

Annoyed by the white man's Mediterranean antagonist to established authority, the pirate? Are you wishing for the rightful celebration and recognition of the assassin of the Orient? The day you all have been waiting for is finally here:


Today is International Day of the Ninja. This long overdue ninja extravaganza is brought to you by Ninja Burger, Askaninja.com, the letter N, the number Death, and 40 billion ninjas. Tonight, the El Rey Theater will host a celebration in honor of this most deadly and sneaky of assassins. The guys from Ask A Ninja will be in attendance.

Wondering why you've never heard of this day before now? Isn't that just so ninja to be able to keep something so magnificent, yet so devious underwraps for so long? Think about it.


2 comments:

Salt H2O said...
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Salt H2O said...

Only got 43 seconds into the video- couldn't wait much longer to get to a plot or some humor. Ask a Nija is my favorite way to kill time on the internet.