Remember when there was a time when Britney Spears 
used to drive you Crazy?
used to drive you Crazy?And not that kind of crazy?
Sometimes...
I remember back in college we used to have a cardboard cutout of her when she was in her hey day. We would hide it around our apartment, and at night if you were walking around in the dark you might get a rude awakening a la Britney if you weren't careful. It was the only way we could get her into our apartment, because unless you were this guy...
she was just way out of your league. Then, Oops...
Boys...
She did it...
again...
Now it seems like she's probably wishing she could do so well as hook-up with the likes of a Kevin Federline. 
I used to think...if only I could be so Lucky...
I would have been her Slave...
During freshman year at school me, Dave, Laura, and Brenna went through a two month phase where, baby, we just wanted one more time out on the scene...
Now I wish I didn't have to see her fall from grace.
I wish she were Stronger...
And Toxic...
But not like that...
I wish I could say that I want her to Gimme More...
but even then it doesn't seem like she will ever recover.
Well it's My Prerogative to preserve the memory that Britney we all used to know and love.
6 comments:
Ha ha. You must truly be dedicated to her cause -- this looks like it took some real time and effort to compose. Bravo.
This is great! Very clever...poor Britney :(
I miss the cardboard cutout.
It was always fun to put her in someone's bed or in the shower. Scared the crap out of you. Now she does the same... but from a distance.
Sheer brilliance. I love you.
And I love Britney. I don't think there will ever come a time where I don't love her at least a little bit. And a little bit of me will always hope for a comeback. But when I close my eyes and daydream about her (yes, I do), Oops Britney is always the one to show up in my minds eye.
This was an amazing post. Well done.
yea, i remember. that was my cut out. she used to be the shiz. now she looks like shiz.
that was very genious and well thought out. i did not like that card board cut out. remember i hid it and you guys could not find it for like a week! ha ha.
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