I saw this on the MSN homepage:
Inmates rage after being shorted on dinner sausage
You're task is to come up with the best follow up line to that headline. I'll go first:
That's funny because you'd think with all the dessert sausage that it wouldn't be a big problem. ZING! Now you go.
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To make up for the shortage, guards invited all inmates to a sausage fest the following day.
Officials were quoted as saying, "Stop being such big weiners about it" to the prisoners.
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